rooooooooooochristmaseeeeeeeeeee:
phil coulson becomes a rapper
lil’ coulson
phil coulson becomes a pickle
dill coulson
phil coulson sees a spider
shrill coulson
phil coulson dies
kill coulson
phil coulson is on a window
sill coulson
phil coulson is a statue
still coulson
phil coulson gets sick
ill coulson
wait what are you guys talking about his first name is agent
agent coulson becomes miss america
pageant coulson
agent coulson lives to a ripe old age
ancient coulson
The Avengers genderswap ▶ Rachel Weisz as Philippa Coulson
“If you try to escape, or play any sort of games with me, I will taze you and watch “Supernanny” while you drool into the carpet. ”
I might be revealing too much to say that in his nerdy heart, Phil Coulson really believes that he is one of the Avengers and I love that. I love that part of him so much that I really can’t look outside of it. He’s the only one, he’s the only person in that world that I would want to be.
Clark Gregg on Agent Phil Coulson (via fangirlsqueee)(Source: tribute.ca, via batsonthebrain)
My 3 year old niece is insanely nerdy. I buy and read her all the Avengers books I can. She watching avengers cartoons, Spider-man, and wants to be FireStar for halloween.
But recently I realized… She had no idea who Phil Coulson was. He never appears in the cartoons she watches. She’s not old enough to see the movies. He never appears in the books I bought her.
So I made this book for my niece so that next time she comes over she can see the best honorary Avenger there is.
This is for you, Phil Coulson.
(none of the art is mine)
YOU.
YOU THERE.
YES YOU.
AGENTSTERLING.
YOU ARE A GREAT HUMAN BEING.
Oh hey it is Deshi. HI DESHI! You were once my fiance’s roommate in college for a long time and she misses you. BTW, this post is awesome and you are awesome. :3
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Go ahead and scroll down to the motto portion.
Wow.
WOW.
THANKS A LOT INTERNET
RFJELRKJF WHY
It’s not right though. It’s WILL not would, unless the French is wrong. It should be mourrais for would.Well, that hurt like a motherfucker.
So I yelled “NO” really loud at my screen and moved away before repeatedly going “NONONO” and pointing. »
Why would you do that?
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(Source: andlatitude, via batsonthebrain)
Fourth in my series of summer-y Avengers drawings.
Headcanon: this is Phil Coulson’s dad. His love of Captain America was something that he passed on to his son, Philip Coulson, Jr. In fact those mint condition vintage Captain America cards? Those were originally Phil Sr.’s cards.
That’s why getting to meet Captain America, work with him and everything was such a big deal to Phil Jr. It reminded him of his connection to his father, the shared love they had for this heroic icon, and he couldn’t help but smile and think, “Man, if only Dad could see me now.”
Headcanon accepted.
(Source: aboysbestfriendishismother)
I was thinking, what if Pepper put cute little notes in Tony’s helmet. Then I was like nah, but I know someone who would do that.
“Be safe out there!
I love you!Good luck.
-Coulson”
The best part of this movie was Coulson’s huge crush on Captain America oh my gosh
FUCKIN CUTIE OMG COULSON <3
(via batsonthebrain)
Was he married?
#it just really gets to me how tony will go out of his way to hide his kindness #he offers the most extravagant things like it’s nbd #”i’ll fly you to portland pfft whatevs” #he jokes that phil’s first name is ”agent” and yet #he knows about the cellist #and wants phil to have a love life #and offers to fly him wherever so he can have it #and then pretends he’s not sure when steve asks him #because god forbid anyone finds out that tony stark gives a shit
(Source: radiophile, via dont-be-obvious)
Avengers AU: Nick Fury orders “Supernanny” Coulson to take in young Clint and Natasha at the beginning of their training as SHIELD agents.
(Source: rennerpls, via thegeektastichedgehog)
Agent Coulson has visited Captain America’s memorial since he was six years old.
Submitted by donottouchmychicken
Except now, Captain America visits his.
FUCK *gross sobbing*
In death, a member of the Avengers Initiative has a name. His name is Phillip Coulson.
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