Are we so lost that we have to be sold our own democratic right? We have to “sexy up” the vote for young people? … If you don’t vote, you’re a moron. I know what you’ll say - “not voting is a vote”. No, it isn’t. Not voting is just being stupid. Voting is not sexy. Voting is not hip. It is not fashionable, it’s not a movie, it’s not a video game, all the kids ain’t doin’ it. Frankly, voting is a pain in the ass. But here’s a word, look it up - it is your duty to vote.
Craig Ferguson (via howbeauteousmankindis)(Source: fliiby.com, via nudityandnerdery)
This could give new context to their banter “Get that thing out of my face.” / “It’s not in your face, it’s in my hand.”
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Dan is hilarious.
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Preach, brother Ferguson. (★)
And THIS is why we love CraigyFerg!
THIS. THIS RIGHT HERE.
Best late night talk show guy on the air.
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The conversation makes much more sense all carefully laid out like this than when we were having it.
Also, very glad that I do not have to send topless pictures of Kat Dennings to Craig Ferguson.
Just spent way too long cutting this conversation together.
I love these people.
I dig when famous awesome people get ridiculous.
GPOY Neil Gaiman Edition.
“My people we stay indoors. We have keyboards, we have darkness.”
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I don’t just like sexual double entendres I love them, I stroke them, I milk them, I spank them when they’re naughty.
Craig Ferguson (via jerzee55)
Like I said a few days ago, Craig Ferguson Appreciation Blog here.
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That’s what you do with Depression, you mask the symptoms. The symptoms of Depression IS depression, it’s not a symptom of something else. It’s not like you go “oooh, I feel really sad” and then your arse falls off. The symptoms of Depression is depression. You take away the symptoms of Depression HALLOOOOO! you’re cured! But Tom [Cruise] was like “no, no, no Matt. Matt, these drugs Matt, these drugs they’re just a crutch, these drugs are just a crutch!” and I’m thinking “yes?”. THEY’RE A CRUTCH! You don’t walk up to a guy with one leg and say “hey pal, that crutch is just a crutch, THROW IT AWAY! Hop ya bastard! That crutch is masking the symptoms of your one leggedness”.
Craig Ferguson on Tom Cruise attacking Brooke Shields for using anti-depressants to fight Post-Partum Depression. (via themarriageofadeadblogsing)
Craig Ferguson is my patronus, I swear.
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I wish people understood this. Sigh.
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Oh wow, I so agree. You’d never tell someone with cancer to “snap out of it, it’s just cancer.” So why do people do that with depression?
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Craig Ferguson is a wonderful fucking human being.
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This is a Craig Ferguson Appreciation Blog.
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